Humorous Napkin Slogans Designed by

Dates to Forget

Being Single Funny Quote Napkins 13ct.

"I’m not cursed, I’m just enjoying the freedom and independence of being single.”

My creation is for all you single, about to be single, thinking about being single, younger generation, or older generation ladies out there. I became single again in my 60s and jumped right out there in the dating world.
Not knowing exactly what to expect, I pretty much accepted any “decent” guy that offered me a date. None I knew ahead of time as I was in a new community where I pretty much didn’t know anyone.
These cocktail napkins were created directly from my personal experiences in the dating world. I’m definitely not bashing men; just trying to pull some humor into the crazy life of dating.  I hope you enjoy the humor and the uniqueness of my experiences.

~ Sharon Jones


Get Acquainted Game


This game will get your invitees making new friends and developing new interests.

1. Buy at least two packs of different sayings on the napkins.
2. Hand them out randomly so everyone has one napkin.
3. Time them for two/or so minutes to find someone with the same napkin as theirs.
4. Introduce each other and find interesting facts that the group might want to know about
each person.
5. Call time up and go to each pair and have them introduce the other person to the group.
6. Everyone is introduced and has a napkin for their drink.

You don’t get rid of yesterday by talking about it all the time; you get rid of its effect on you by moving forward. ~ Author Unknown

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